iconch app for iPhone and iPad
4.0 (
3440 ratings )
Games
Music
Simulation
Developer: Joseph Schwartz
Free
Current version: 1.01, last update: 5 years agoFirst release : 17 Jul 2014
App size: 560 Kb
Finally, the long wait for an iOS conch simulator is over! Impress your friends and win over enemies with this no-holds-barred simulation of a human blowing a conch shell with minimal competence.
Stupid: It measures your breath power. We know youve always wanted to know that, right? Now you can do it on your phone and make a horrible noise at the same time. Lucky you!
Annoying: You too can be that one at the bar that tries to pick people up with a line about what beautiful music you make when you blow stuff.
Awesome: It is exactly like being in the Lord of the Flies. Exactly. Awesome, right?