iconch app for iPhone and iPad

4.0 ( 3440 ratings )

Games Music Simulation
Developer: Joseph Schwartz

Free

Current version: 1.01, last update: 5 years ago
First release : 17 Jul 2014
App size: 560 Kb

Finally, the long wait for an iOS conch simulator is over! Impress your friends and win over enemies with this no-holds-barred simulation of a human blowing a conch shell with minimal competence.

Stupid: It measures your breath power. We know youve always wanted to know that, right? Now you can do it on your phone and make a horrible noise at the same time. Lucky you!

Annoying: You too can be that one at the bar that tries to pick people up with a line about what beautiful music you make when you blow stuff.

Awesome: It is exactly like being in the Lord of the Flies. Exactly. Awesome, right?